Vol 11, #295 29 August 1999

The Mauritius Hash Trash

SUPREME RAMBLES

ON ON

SUPREMOUS BLOBUS

First Hash

Welcome to all the First Timers -

Chris Burke and Jim Featherstone from the UK working here for a few months moving the stinking tuna factory from Port Louis; Jhotee, a local who has finally found us; Niels visiting from Switzerland; Frank visiting Dad Van Lit from Germany. We did have two other First Timers who managed to get lost or something, so were not with us to introduce themselves. However, welcome also to The Thompsons! See you all at the next one.

Second Hash

One to take a Down Down - 'Motor Mouth' Van Lit.

Religious Advisor

There was beer everywhere, most of it down Anand's shorts, when R.A. gave the happy couple a much deserved Down Down.

New Award - Happy Hashers Award

Brigid and Cupid were busy selecting delightful new Awards for us and really outdid thmeselves with this one! The lucky first recipients were the newly-weds, Alexandra and Anand.

Children's Award

Thomas was at home so will bring it along to the next Hash.

Fashion Award

F.A. Sylvia gave this to First Timer Jhotee for her rather cute T-shirt.

Smelly Blue T-Shirt

Vikrama wanted to give this to a Second Timer but none could be found (conveniently) so he gave it to a First Timer instead! Welcome to the Smelly Blue club Jim! Don't forget your personality profile to Edit Hare.

Hash Business

Thank you for the great food Anne! Now we know what Stovies are.

Next Hash

#296, 12 Sept, 1000 hrs - Mirielle &Etienne Brehain and Lord and Lady Russell.

See you there. On. On.

Hare Line

Hash #297, 26 September - volunteers needed. If you have never set a Hash, how about giving it a try? With the help of Supremous Blobus 'How to set a Hash' guide, you should be well on your way. Do ask for help if you need it!

Food Line

Hash #296, 12 Sept - Sylvia volunteered

Diary Dates

Hash Bash 03 September

Rodrigues Hash 22 - 24 October

Camping Hash - 10 October

Reunion Island Hash 19 - 21 November

Hash #300 will be on 07 November

Rodrigues Hash

The deadline for booking is 06 September - contact Sylvia 2081806 (w) or 4243639 (h) or Leslie 4273825 (h) as soon as possible. Also any Hasher who has registered to go and has not paid their deposit, you will need to do this at the next Hash.

Apparently the timing of the Rodrigues Hash coincides with the International Creole Festival there - even more reason to go.

Camping Hash

For those who don't read the Diary Dates, is on 10 October.

Reunion Island Hash

All happy Hashers wanting to go, complete the form and return it to Curly Top ASAP or 12 September at the latest.

Hash Market

Besides selling our much sought after HHH T'Shirts, our market range has now been extended to include the custom made water bottle cooler. This cooler was designed by The Supreme Beings and will keep your water cool which is especially desirable in the upcoming summer months. Buy yours now for only Rs200 so you are ready for the summer Hash season when it is strongly recommended (perhaps even obligatory) that all Hashers carry water with them. Hashers from past years might well remember the number of people expiring along the way due to lack of water!!

Email Hash Trash

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Thanks to Alan Renton for this one -

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they have requested an audience and as they are the Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey of course leads the rest in.

The Pope calls on Dopey and asks "Dopey my son, what can I do for you?" Dopey looks at the Pope and says "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope looks puzzled, thinks for a short while, and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome".

In the background a few of the other dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to the Pope, "Your worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe".

This time, all the other dwarfs burst into fits of laughter. Once again Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

He turns to the Pope with a worried look on his face and asks, "Mr Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" The Pope replies " I am sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it. - Bill Cosby

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breats? - Jay Leno

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the General has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -Elayne Boosler

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? - Jay Leno