HASH TRASH  Vol 12 #317, 30 July 20

First Timers
Welcome to all the First Timers - Tamara; Fabio; Diane; Anne & Denis; Regis;
Isabell; Ekrem; Elke.  (Sorry if I missed anyone).  Hope to see you all at
the next one.

Second Timers
Great to see 'The Stud' and 'Monochrome' made it back.

Smelly Blue T'Shirt
From Sylvia to Sybil for shortcutting (tut tut) and commenting on how nice
the Smelly Blue T'Shirt was - now is definitely the time to be awarded the
Smelly.  Don't forget to send your personality profile to Edit Hare, please!

Religious Advisor/Sex Councilor
Aren't we all relieved to learn that Jimmy is now out of rehab?!  Down Downs
awarded to three Wimpy First Time Hashers for failing to walk through the
dung field and rubbish dumb.  Let that be a lesson for everyone.

Down Downs
Well deserved Down Downs to the Hares for a well set and very interesting
Hash - thanks Bob, Jacques and Jackie.

Special Down Down
Awarded to 'Big Mouth' Chantelle Murray for mouthing off on the Hash with 'I
can do anything I like on a Hash as my Dad is second in charge'.  Must also
give Chantelle a big congratulations here for being the first female in from
the run and about third back overall!  Well done!

Farewell
Time to say goodbye to yet another great Hashing Family (well part of it, we
still have Alan with us for another Hash) - goodbye Muriel, Rosalind and
Iain Oliphant who have returned to bonny Scotland.  We will miss you all!
Don't worry, we will give Alan the Down Downs you missed out on.

Hash Food
Big thank you to Rosemarie and helpers for all the great food ......

Next Hash
#318, 13 August - Hares Supreme Cupid and Andreas
Directions:  (Provided by Brigitte who is usually useless with directions so
good luck) - FROM PORT LOUIS - TAKE HIGHWAY TO THE NORTH.  WHEN YOU GET TO THE ROUNDABOUT:  GRAND BAY/GOODLANDS//COTTAGE - TAKE THE GOODLANDS TURNOFF. CARRY ON UNTIL YOU GET THE 'GRAND BAY' TURNOFF ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE - TAKE THIS TURNOFF! A SHORT DISTANCE FURTHER YOU WILL SEE THE HASH SIGNS!!
FOLLOW!!   THE HASH WILL BE SET IN THE FOREST.

HASH WILL BE SET BY KEVIN AND ANDREAS, SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN ADEQUATE SUPPLY OF WATER/JUICE /WHISKEY/ WHATEVER FOR REHYDRATION!!  A SPARE PAIR OF LEGS MIGHT ALSO COME INTO USE, KNOWING THEM!!

CHEERS & ON. On!  BRIGITTE

Hare Line
#319, 27 August - volunteers needed
#320, 10 September - volunteers needed
If you have never set a Hash, how about giving it a go?!  We will help you
so please volunteer.

Food Line
#318 - 13 August - Brigitte
#319, 27 August - volunteers needed
#320, 10 September - volunteers needed

Important Extras
Please note that children aged 12 years and over will now be required to pay
the very small amount of Rs50 for the Hash.

Get your pie order to Brigitte Murray in time for delivery at the next Hash.
Email to  kmurray@intnet.mu

Hash records are being updated so if you have not given your current details
(name, partners name, residential address, telephone numbers including home
and mobile) to Edit Hare, would you please do so otherwise you will not
receive the Hash Trash and you know how you whine when that happens.  This
applies to those on Email as well as those on the snail mail list.

We have another new Web Meister - Shelley Van Lit will be looking after our
web site.  Have you checked it out lately?

Please note the:-  5th Annual Africa Hash 2001 is scheduled to be held in:-
Durban, South Africa over the weekend:- April 27 - April 29, 2001.  Full details are available at the website:
      http://www.africahash.co.za/



Hash Humour provided by Brigitte Murray

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
      -Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
     -Maryon Pearson-


In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
 -Margaret Thatcher-


I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late at night
     -Marie Corelli-

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?  How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
     -Linda Ellerbee-


HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT

Supreme Beings:
  Blob Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (7210576)
Trailmaster:  Lord Russell
Cellarmaster:  John & Julie
Hash Horn:  Tony 'Barnacle Bill' Ward
Religious Adv/Sex Councilor:  Leslie Nimmo
Barbecue Bearer:  Dave 'Shorty' Colbert
Ice Maiden:  Peter Attig
Ha$h Ca$h:  Dave 'Shorty' Colbert
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids:  Lord & Lady Russell
Hash Market:  Anne & Alan Renton
Gamesmaster:  Alan 'Knit' Renton
Web Meister:  Shelley van Lit
Website:  http://www.mhash.com
Edit Hare:  Wendy Austin (6257399)  auswin@intnet.mu