HASH TRASH  VOL. 12  #320

                             24 SEPTEMBER 2000 

 

Held at Plain Champagne (?) Hare Blob (?) 

Whoever said that this last Hash was 'short, flat 'n dry' deserves to have

their head read, or just shot - to put them out of their misery!!  It's a sad

situation when there's only one very lonely little grey cell swimming

around in a cavernous void, looking for company, when there is none!

This hash was definitely the complete opposite of 'short, flat 'n dry'!!

On arrival it was literally raining 'cats 'n dogs'!!  To the extent that a few

'old' hashers were spotted sneaking off home - probably back to their

nice warm beds with a hot cuppa cocoa and a good book - or whatever!!

 

Even so, we had a good turnout of new Hashers, so here goes....!! 

 

FIRST TIMERS 

 

Chris & Shirley (Simon's parents, who've come to check up on him and

make sure he's behaving himself) - from the UK.

Gert's 4 friends from Germany, who are out here on holiday - Sybille,

Sonja, Herbert & Vania(?-sorry, couldn't read your writing!)

Margaret - out here on holiday from the UK.

Angus - also out from the UK, but for work.  Poor chap!!

Ditte - who arrived on our shores a few weeks ago, also for work.  Met

Andreas at the Banana Cafe (where else!!), who invited her along.  Was

she wearing new shoes???

Gaurav - invited along by Blob.  You didn't meet him at the Banana as

well, did you, Blob?  Gaurav 'was posted here' from India!! (His words,

not mine!)  He's also been a hasher for 7 years.

Roger & Julie - I'm sorry, there was so much talking I didn't hear where

you were from!!

 

SECOND TIMERS

 

Vidia 'Not Guilty", who had a swim in her beer.  Geeta very kindly offered

her an umbrella!

Simon 'Bent Banana' just tried to drown himself in his beer.

John 'Dial-tone'

 

SMELLY BLUE T-SHIRT

 

Linda was having a hard decision deciding who was to be honoured with

this glorious adornment, but her mind was made up instantaneously when,

on arrival back from the run, feeling wet, bedraggled and probably in dire

need of a beer, she spotted 2 young gentlemen sitting cosily (and dry!) in

a car, reading the newspapers.  It was like waving a red flag in front of a

bull, I suppose.  Anyway, Denny (Cannon man) was the lucky recipient and

had a down-down from Blob, who again tried to 'get lucky'!!  

 

SPECIAL DOWN-DOWNS

 

It was round about this time, when Lesley RA was waffling on about God's

Creation and randy cockerels in Rodrigues 'playing dead', waiting to 'nail' the

local buzzards, that our current in-house late arrival Andreas 'Lomito' decided

to join us, instead of roaming the countryside for another few hours! 

Seeing that he only arrived at the Hash at 11:30, ran it, then joined us at

about 13:00 - he did well!  

Blob gave him (another) kneeling DD, probably trying to 'get lucky' again,

but he wasn't falling for it, so Blob tried to end him off by pouring it straight

down his throat.  

 

CHILDREN'S AWARD

 

What Children's award??

 

GAMES MASTER

 

Apparently our Games Master has been having a few complaints about the

'content' (or lack of it!!) of his games.  Big mistake!!!  He's Scottish!!  Didn't

they take revenge on the English in the Mediaeval times for wrongdoings?

I think we've had it now!! 

 

SPECIAL THANK YOU

 

Goes to Num Sok for the food, which was delicious!

And to 'Saddam' for saving the hash notes - and me - from drowning,

by being my 'umbrella stand'.  Thanks 'Saddam!'

 

HASH LINE

# 321  -  DAVE COLBERT (DIRECTIONS TO FOLLOW)

#322   -  BRIGITTE

  

FOOD LINE

# 321  -  DAVE & JULIET COLBERT