HASH TRASH VOL. 12 #320
24 SEPTEMBER 2000
Held at Plain Champagne (?) Hare Blob (?)
Whoever said that this last Hash was 'short,
flat 'n dry' deserves to have
their head read, or just shot - to put them out
of their misery!! It's a sad
situation when there's only one very lonely
little grey cell swimming
around in a cavernous void, looking for
company, when there is none!
This hash was definitely the complete
opposite of 'short, flat 'n dry'!!
On arrival it was literally raining 'cats 'n
dogs'!! To the extent that a few
'old' hashers were spotted sneaking off home -
probably back to their
nice warm beds with a hot cuppa cocoa and a
good book - or whatever!!
Even so, we had a good turnout of new Hashers,
so here goes....!!
Chris & Shirley (Simon's parents, who've come to check up
on him and
make sure he's behaving himself) - from the UK.
Gert's 4 friends from Germany, who are out here on holiday -
Sonja, Herbert & Vania(?-sorry, couldn't read your
Margaret - out here on holiday from the UK.
Angus - also out from the UK, but for work. Poor chap!!
Ditte - who arrived on our shores a few weeks ago, also for
Andreas at the Banana Cafe (where else!!), who invited her
she wearing new shoes???
Gaurav - invited along by Blob. You didn't meet him at
the Banana as
well, did you, Blob? Gaurav 'was posted here' from
India!! (His words,
not mine!) He's also been a hasher for 7 years.
Roger & Julie - I'm sorry, there was so
much talking I didn't hear where
you were from!!
Vidia 'Not Guilty", who had a swim in her beer.
Geeta very kindly offered
her an umbrella!
Simon 'Bent Banana' just tried to drown himself in his beer.
SMELLY BLUE T-SHIRT
Linda was having a hard decision deciding who was to be
this glorious adornment, but her mind was made up
on arrival back from the run, feeling wet, bedraggled and
probably in dire
need of a beer, she spotted 2 young gentlemen sitting cosily
(and dry!) in
a car, reading the newspapers. It was like waving a red
flag in front of a
bull, I suppose. Anyway, Denny (Cannon man) was the lucky
had a down-down from Blob, who again tried to 'get lucky'!!
It was round about this time, when Lesley RA
was waffling on about God's
Creation and randy cockerels in Rodrigues 'playing dead',
waiting to 'nail' the
local buzzards, that our current in-house late arrival Andreas
to join us, instead of roaming the countryside for another few
Seeing that he only arrived at the Hash at 11:30, ran it, then
joined us at
about 13:00 - he did well!
Blob gave him (another) kneeling DD, probably trying to 'get
but he wasn't falling for it, so Blob tried to end him off by
pouring it straight
down his throat.
What Children's award??
Apparently our Games Master has been having a few complaints
'content' (or lack of it!!) of his games. Big mistake!!!
He's Scottish!! Didn't
they take revenge on the English in the Mediaeval times for
I think we've had it now!!
SPECIAL THANK YOU
Goes to Num Sok for the food, which was
And to 'Saddam' for saving the hash notes -
and me - from drowning,
by being my 'umbrella stand'. Thanks 'Saddam!'
# 321 - DAVE COLBERT (DIRECTIONS TO FOLLOW)
#322 - BRIGITTE
# 321 - DAVE & JULIET COLBERT