HASH TRASH VOL. 12  #322

22 OCTOBER 2000

   

Well set hash under blue skies in the idyllic sylvan setting of Mare-Longue. Plenty of wild life (mainly in the form of horse flies). The trail  was well marked and was reminiscent of hashes set in the good old 90's. The hares (3 car loads of them!) made up for lost energy by gorging themselves on brioche, bread, cheese, chocolate, coffee, tea, etc. before the bulk of the hashers arrived.

It is fun to set a hash and the newcomers should try it.

Well done Brigitte and Jean-Francois who set the Hash, and to Lord Bob for baby, sorry lady sitting while they were away. A big thank you to Leslie and Marie-Claude for the food. I am sure many hashers did not have to fix dinner on Sunday evening!

FIRST TIMERS
Bee-Lee, Financial planner, from Melbourne. Unfortunately she won"t be back on the next hash to treat us to 'Nasi Goreng'.

Gerhard, who is a textile engineer and a good hasher. Peter and  Namsuk, could not let him leave Mauritius without meeting the "Right" crowd.

DOWN-DOWN
Since  there was no 2nd timer, Brigitte and Jean-Francois were the lucky ones chosen for the down-down.

KIDDIES AWARD
Still looking for it. The owner must be too old for it by now!

SMELLY BLUE T-SHIRT
Big Mike - Be a sport and bring back the  S B T-Shirt or else we'll come to the conclusion that you are enjoying it!!!  Hop back on that Harley Davidson & join us on the 5th November (Blob is just waiting for another go at it!).

SPECIAL DOWN DOWN
To 'Shorty' Colbert for falling in water

To 'I Go' Namsuk for removing her shoes before crossing each stream.

SUPREMOUS BLOBUS
The hash master informed the august gathering that following a meeting of the hash mish-management which took about five hours, owners are asked not to bring dogs for the time being.

All the hashers wish Shelley well and Blob had a down down for her.

R.A.'s MESSAGE
The R.A.'s sermon ended with the following message:  'one must not jump to conclusions in life'. Come on, Leslie, what with trying your right & left hand, then Marie-Claude's right & left hand followed by Sylvia's right & left hand ---- you hardly left anything for the imagination of mere mortals that we are! (Editor's note. Try Viagra next time)

NEXT HASH!
5TH NOVEMBER.   Guy Fawk's Hash)
Etienne & Mireille

19'th NOVEMBER
Clarence

FOOD LINE
Keith & Val have graciously offered to do the food for the next hash (5th November).

                                       ON!  ON!

 

HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT


Supreme Beings
Blob Latimer (6963815) & Kevin Murray (2547074)
Trailmaster: Lord Russell
Cellarmaster: John & Julie
Hash Horn: Tony 'Barnacle Bill' Ward
Religious Adv/Sex Councilor: Leslie Nimmo
Barbecue Bearer: Dave 'Shorty' Colbert
Ice Maiden: Peter Attig
Ha$h Ca$h: Dave 'Shorty' Colbert
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Lord & Lady Russell
Hash Market: Anne & Alan Renton
Gamesmaster: Alan 'Knit' Renton
Web Meister: Shelley Van Lit
Website: http://www.mhash.com
Edit Hare:
Brigitte Murray (283 8488) kmurray@intnet.mu