Mauritius Hash House

Hash Trash

Hash #370 on 8th September 2002

Hare(s): Alan "Strong On" & Sara "Coffe Mate"



1. Donghi Alessandro from Villa Caroline
2. Glani Houbert From Quatre Bornes
3. Monique Ferriere-Taylor en vacances from the UK

Second Timers
Fudge Packer

Jhoti and Chris

On On:

Hares Front and Centre:
Summoned by the two senior members of the hierarchy, the GM and the GMistress, the two hares stood humbly waiting for the verdict of the crowd.
Note that seventy odd hashers turned out today. Not bad eh!
The jury settled on a verdict of 9/10. But what for?
Well, to begin with, we had a superb weather to fit in with the equally superb location. The trail itself was of good length and was compatible to the walkers' pace. The runners had a good running stretch. The terrain was varied and one had to use different techniques to get round the trail. There were walls to climb over, rock hopping, river crossing, avoiding cow dung, fly snapping, hill climbing, tree ducking, grass tripping and…. Well, add your own! "Tout compte fait", it seems that everyone enjoyed the day. Thanks for coming… to the Hash I mean!

Virgins', Returners' and Second Timers' welcome. Three sacrificial Lambs stood on the "podium" for this ceremony. Italiano Alessandro was guest of Anna and is likely to be here for a while. Monsieur Houbert invité par Mari-Joe and Claude enjoyed the Hash so much he couldn't stop talking. And on top of that he was speaking in a foreign language - Creole. If it wasn't for our translator Blob ( who translated back into Creole), It would be like Dutch to us.
Double Barelled Monique, fit as a fiddle also fell in love with the Hash and all the English men. She will definitely come again! RA's

Down's Down's:
Chosen theme: "Sex"

Pieter for gazumping his sale of cigars to the RA and for forcing the RA to talk about Sex!
Monique had a reward Down Down for electing the Englishmen as better Sexercicers!
Eric for letting down his Sex and putting his dog's safety before his wife's.
Clive for demonising the beautiful hills of Mauritius, blaming them for his Sex - Oops! I mean heart problem.

Smelly Blue T Shirt:
Charlotte had a difficult task choosing a successor. She settled on Namsook who thought that Jackie's Emblem was made of chocolate.

Children's Award:
Stewart elected Sophie as the next trustee for this award.

Hash Food:
Many thanks to Charlotte for the tasty Egg Mayonnaise and roll and the chocolate!

The GM drew our attention to Arlene who was a year younger. She was presented with a cow dung cake skilfully baked by Anand. Happy Birthday Arlene!!

Next Hash:
Date: 22 September
Hare(s): David and Julliette
Venue: Bain Boeuf
Food: Juliette

Scribe, " CoffeeMate" On On !!!

Directions to next Hash to be held at 10 am on 22nd September 2002.
Hares: David "Shorty" & Juliette "Snow White"

Take coast road from Grand Bay towards the North. After Pereybere and just after the "Coin de Mire" hotel, you should see signs of hashers on the left (sea side). Bring your bathing togs.

Supreme Beings: Dave "Shorty" Colbert & Geeta "Tinkerbel" Gopal
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault & Charlie "Scrungebucket" Scrimgeour
Cellarmaster: John "Big John" Maddock
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious Adv/Sex Councillor: Alan "Strong on" Grihault; deputy Eric "Hot-dog" Maard
Barbecue Bearer: Dave "Shorty" Colbert
Ice Maiden: Pieter "Long Zip" Attig
Ha$h Ca$h: Tom & Geeta "Tinkerbel"
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Bob & Jackie "J & B" Russell
Hash Market: Juliette "Snow White" Colbert
Edit Hare: Sara "Coffee mate" Grihault
Webmaster: Bob Russell

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