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Hash #383 held on 23rd March 2003

Hare(s):
Rey (all alone)

Venue: Mountain Cocotte, Plaine Champagne

Virgins:
Philida from Q. Bornes.

Second Timers:
Maria from Sweden.
Philida's better half (sorry, didn't get his name).
Tom & Ruth Williams
Jimmy the Greek from Australia (his name is too long to write or pronounce)

The run took us up the road, past a check, and then into the woods where we lost no time in getting our feet wet. After a good, long back-check we found a trail in the long, wet grass. After much (soul) searching, we managed to follow the trail through mud, river beds etc. finally coming out onto another 'road' where we were amazed to bump into a couple of late comers. They had dry feet and claimed to have followed the right trail. New hashers (Tom & Ruth) learning quickly!
The trail then started to climb up the side of pressure cooker mountain for about 600 feet.
A superb view from the top. Then down, down, down through bushes, slippery mud etc via a newly hacked out trail (well done Rey) to a halt with a view. From there all were relieved to see a tarmac road leading back home. Only about 600 feet up, up, up again. No problem this time, the smell of beer kept us going.

On On:
Hares Front and Centre: Rey was thanked for setting this trail at short notice.

Down downs:
Anand - for suggesting that the stand-in RA (Eric) had no balls.
Rosemary - for not contradicting Anand.

RA's Theme - Sex
Actually he didn't say much about sex except to suggest that he was not the only man with parts missing after running through the long grass, bushes etc. Since a lengthy discussion on the subject followed, it was decided to get to the truth. The following 'men' were lined up:
Mike, Jacques, Eric, Rey and Andy.
A team of lady inspectors was then appointed (Jackie, Tusha, Rosemary) to verify the allegations and report back.
After much groping, grunting and other interesting noises, The ladies reported that only Andy seemed to have suffered from the day's exertions. The accusations against Eric were therefore dismissed with costs against the accuser.


Rosemary was awarded a little down down for the shock that she endured while inspecting Jacques - she had quite forgotten what it was like.
Geeta was punished with a down down for complaining that she hadn't been selected to serve on the WMD inspection team.
Some Auzzie bloke then tried to tell us a joke about another Auzzie bloke who got his balls stuck in his chair and wanted to sing a song about it.

Smelly Blue / Green T Shirt:
Tommek presented it to Jimmy

Hash Food:
Many thanks to Marie-Jo for the tasty food.

Scribe stand-in: Reena,   OnOn! (Thanks Reena)

Announcement:
1. Inter Hash will be held in Mombassa in May 2003. See our "News" page for details
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass bottles (beer, softies)!  Please do not throw them away with the rubbish.
3. St George's Ball will be held on April 26th. Hashers welcome if on best behaviour. See news
4. The Hash on 20th April will be an Easter Bunny run.  All to wear suitable attire.

NEXT HASH
Hares: Jacques, Rosemary (with confusion and disorder contributed by Jackie)
Food: Anand (Bananas)

Directions to next Hash to be held at 10 am on Sunday, 6th April 2003
Riche-En-Eau, behind the sugar factory.

Follow autoroute towards the South.
Leave the autoroute at the Nouvelle France roundabout and take the old road into Rose Belle.
Go right through Rose Bell village.
Turn left towards Deux Bras (Deux Bras branch road) about 6 Km after leaving the autoroute (just after the Shell Filling Station).
Follow the main road which leads to Riche En Eau about 5 Km away.
There is a small roundabout just off the road on the left. Turn left there (towards St Hubert)
and then immediately right.    Follow the hash signs or arrows in flour.


Note that this site is superb and should not be missed !!

Bring a camera, you will have views over the South and East coasts.

Print these directions and bring them with you!   Leave EARLY, it is a long way.

HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Supreme Beings: Dave "Shorty" Colbert & Geeta "Tinkerbel" Gopal
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault & Charlie "Scrungebucket" Scrimgeour
Cellarmaster: Andy Belfitt
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious Adv/Sex Councillor: Alan "Strong on" Grihault; deputy Eric "Hot-dog" Maard
Barbecue Bearer: Dave "Shorty" Colbert
Ice Maiden: Rey Joseph
Ha$h Ca$h: Tom & Geeta "Tinkerbel"
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Bob & Jackie "J & B" Russell
Hash Market: Juliette "Snow White" Colbert
Edit Hare: Sara "Coffee mate" Grihault
Webmaster: Bob Russell( www.bob-russell.net )
Website: http://www.mhash.com  OR  http://mhash.com