Hash #383 held on 23rd March 2003
Rey (all alone)
Venue: Mountain Cocotte, Plaine Champagne
Philida from Q. Bornes.
Maria from Sweden.
Philida's better half (sorry, didn't get his name).
Tom & Ruth Williams
Jimmy the Greek from Australia (his name is too long to write or
The run took us up the road, past a check, and then into the woods
where we lost no time in getting our feet wet. After a good, long
back-check we found a trail in the long, wet grass. After much (soul)
searching, we managed to follow the trail through mud, river beds
etc. finally coming out onto another 'road' where we were amazed
to bump into a couple of late comers. They had dry feet and claimed
to have followed the right trail. New hashers (Tom & Ruth) learning
The trail then started to climb up the side of pressure cooker mountain
for about 600 feet.
A superb view from the top. Then down, down, down through bushes,
slippery mud etc via a newly hacked out trail (well done Rey) to
a halt with a view. From there all were relieved to see a tarmac
road leading back home. Only about 600 feet up, up, up again. No
problem this time, the smell of beer kept us going.
Hares Front and Centre: Rey was thanked for setting this trail at
Anand - for suggesting that the stand-in RA (Eric) had no balls.
Rosemary - for not contradicting Anand.
RA's Theme - Sex
Actually he didn't say much about sex except to suggest that he
was not the only man with parts missing after running through the
long grass, bushes etc. Since a lengthy discussion on the subject
followed, it was decided to get to the truth. The following 'men'
were lined up:
Mike, Jacques, Eric, Rey and Andy.
A team of lady inspectors was then appointed (Jackie, Tusha, Rosemary)
to verify the allegations and report back.
After much groping, grunting and other interesting noises, The ladies
reported that only Andy seemed to have suffered from the day's exertions.
The accusations against Eric were therefore dismissed with costs
against the accuser.
Rosemary was awarded a little down down for the shock that she endured
while inspecting Jacques - she had quite forgotten what it was like.
Geeta was punished with a down down for complaining that she hadn't
been selected to serve on the WMD inspection team.
Some Auzzie bloke then tried to tell us a joke about another Auzzie
bloke who got his balls stuck in his chair and wanted to sing a
song about it.
Smelly Blue / Green T Shirt:
Tommek presented it to Jimmy
Many thanks to Marie-Jo for the tasty food.
Scribe stand-in: Reena, OnOn! (Thanks Reena)
1. Inter Hash will be held in Mombassa in May 2003. See our
"News" page for details
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on
glass bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away
with the rubbish.
3. St George's Ball will be held on
April 26th. Hashers welcome if on best behaviour. See news
4. The Hash on 20th April will be an Easter Bunny run. All
to wear suitable attire.
Directions to next Hash to be held at 10 am on Sunday,
6th April 2003
Hares: Jacques, Rosemary (with confusion and disorder contributed
Food: Anand (Bananas)
Riche-En-Eau, behind the sugar factory.
Follow autoroute towards the South.
Leave the autoroute at the Nouvelle France roundabout and take the
old road into Rose Belle.
Go right through Rose Bell village.
Turn left towards Deux Bras (Deux Bras branch road) about 6 Km after
leaving the autoroute (just after the Shell Filling Station).
Follow the main road which leads to Riche En Eau about 5 Km away.
There is a small roundabout just off the road on the left. Turn
left there (towards St Hubert)
and then immediately right. Follow the hash
signs or arrows in flour.
that this site is superb and should not be missed !!
Bring a camera, you will have views over the South and East coasts.
Print these directions and bring them with you! Leave
EARLY, it is a long way.
"Shorty" Colbert & Geeta "Tinkerbel"
|Hare Line + Trailmasters:
|| Alan "Strong
on" Grihault & Charlie "Scrungebucket" Scrimgeour
"Strong on" Grihault; deputy Eric "Hot-dog"
||Tom & Geeta
|Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids:
||Bob & Jackie
"J & B" Russell
Russell( www.bob-russell.net )