Hash #403 held on Saturday, 13th December 2003
Hare(s): Alan and Andy
Venue: MUGS, Phoenix
Lyn and Peter Longridge from Cyprus.
Marie – Jean’s Sister, On holiday.
Simon Fuller on holiday from SA. Full of cooking flair.
Luckily for the GM, there was none. So he downed a DD quite willingly!
Being an unusual bunch, this time we met on an unusual day- Saturday the
Men and women clad in Red for our yearly Red Dress Hash, gathered at MUGS
as from 2 pm. Some though, had been there since 10 am - waiting for the
sacrificial lamb! It arrived eventually having given everybody a run around
and caused Father Christmas to go as red in the face as his outfit . “Oh
what fun it was” to watch our male hasher’s attempt to emulate
us, the elegant ladies!
Our hares of the day came out trumps. Belfitt trying to be Belle in a
well 'fitting' mini dress with tights and all. Alan Redshirt gave up the
shirt in favour of his wife’s micro skirt. How on earth did he get
into it, one wonders! Merete couldn't’t take her eyes off his Bum!
Watch out Eric!
Still excited and to the sound of the traditional horn we all stood to
attention waiting for instructions from the hares.
We then set off towards the traditional Candos Hill, through Jumbo-Score
car park, where David displayed his prowess a la “Forest Gump”
– in his flowing elf robe. You were a Pretty sight David.
We circled round running comfortably until we reached smelly corner! Pheeew!
And it was uphill!!! Got there only to find that one of the hares had
put an arrow in the wrong place. So we backtracked across a pleasant field
and round to the bottom of the hill (at last, what we had all been waiting
for), but some of us decided to opt for the easy way Home.
Needless to say that the whole event caused quite a stir amongst the innocent
passers by! They must have thought that we are a strange cult particularly
when the Hash song was sung in a small village!!
Thank you Hares for a pleasant, colourful and cheerful run.
RA's Down's Down's:
Hares Alan and Andy for a nice trail. Verdict:9/10
Mireille and Etienne for giving in to fornication and missing the run.
Eric - for child abuse. Poor little Stewart!
Now, what was Patrice on about, sticking two plastic bottles on his chest
then passing it on to Eric. Can you clear this enigma Monsieur the GM?!
Smelly Blue: Father Christmas has nicked it!! OH! OH!
Kiddies Award: No, Nick didn't’t nick it! Daniella
rather coyly gave it to him.
We were honoured to have with us Mr Ibrahim Sheik Yusuf, President of
Ibrahim officially thanked the Hash for the great effort made to raise
fund for the Organisation. A grand sum of Rs50,000 has been handed over
to him. Ibrahim enjoyed being with us and we hope he will be one of us
Ceremony: Father Christmas decided to throw in the apron.
He felt beaten by young Simon who did a good macerating (yes, read it
properly) job on… the lamb! So the White Apron (Hash grade 1 spit
turner & macerator) is now officially his.
In keeping with Hash tradition, exchange of T-shirt between Peter and
our GM. Eric had to eat his words then as he had publicly discredited
Peter for not being more rapid with his offering!!
For once, on the Hash, we had a couple who smelled nice. Eric couldn't’t
keep his nose off!! So overwhelmed he was, he gave them a DD. Nice people,
nice smell and good sports.
Next Hash and Food: Eric and Merete.
Somewhere on the Beach near Oberoi Hotel. Bring swimsuits. Dress code
for men: Bikinis.
Well, what a day and what a Hash!!
Many thank you Eric for his generosity in sponsoring the 'animal'. Also
to all the ladies who contributed salads and things.
We look forward to the next 'bash'. And the next and the next and the
||Hares - Area
||Eric - End of Year run at Pt. aux Piments (Oberoi Hotel)
||Gilbert "DodoCop" - Queen Victoria
||Gilbert & Pascale - Trianon
||Rey - Midlands Dam
||Etienne, Mireille, Gilbert F.
||Alan & Sarah
1. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass
bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away, leave them on
the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them
2. Walks take place on most Sundays when there is no Hash. See the
"Friendly walks" page for
| HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Line + Trailmasters:
Alan "Strong on" Grihault
||Andy "The Hustler"
|Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids:
White" & David "Shorty" Colbert
|Always willing deputy Edit
Russell( www.bob-russell.net )