Mauritius Hash House
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Hash 412 18th April 2004

Prologue
Like the run, this will be a short, sharp, not funny, HASH TRASH because it is so late, that no one is going to read it.

The Hares
Mama Hare: Tusha; Baby Hares: Isabel and Tomek (Tomack in English).

The Venue
In the mist filled valleys of the Bois Cheri Tea Estate, beside the slow moving waters of the Dragon River.

The Run
The Hares were our most experienced Hashers, and set a good trail, mainly because they kept Papa Hare out of it! It was a Hash for cheaters, because Alan soon found himself as a Back R.B…David enjoying his status as an FRB. The run was surprisingly varied as compared to an “English tea and cucumber sandwiches” sort of way. (Looking back at this last sentence shows how one can actually say nothing despite using quite a few words…that’s how I managed a 3rd time lucky pass in GCE English Language). To be honest, it was a good run, although it hurts the Hash Trasher considerably to say something good about Peri-Peri’s son.

The Circle (Stand-in GM – Blob).
First Timers – Tulsi Sumboo; Sylvie Houbert; David Wills.
Second Timers – Omega Stopwatch; Agnielle Ramiah.
Announcement – There will be a Bicycle Hash in the near future i/c Claude.
Next Hash – Leslie (GM) and Anand at Le Chaland…also food.

RA's - Punishments
Henriette and Claudia… for provoking the RA.
Pascale and Arlene… for making babies destined to be Hashers – Cruelty!
Tusha… for bringing up her children so badly that they can’t set a Hash.
Anand… for trying to outshine the ladies with his colour co-ordinations.

As the RA had not been freely elected, the Circle was requested to give Eric “the nod”. Under duress, they elected Eric the new RA. As Alan had been the most unpopular RA in recent years, the Hounds were asked to give him another chance. To loud “Boooooos” he was duly elected Deputy RA.

Alan “Strong-On”
who is standing-in for Sara “CoffeeMate”
who is standing-in for Tom “Decoy” who was standing by the grave of the ex-Hashing President, His Excellency, the Life-President of Malawi, Dr. Hastings Kamuzu Banda

 

 

Alan's Receding Hareline:
Date Run No. Hares   -   Area
18th April 412 Tomek, Tusha
2nd May 413 Leslie & Annand
16th May 414 Tom & Ruth
30th May 415 Clarence
13th June 416 Dodocop (Gilbert)
27th June 417 Rey
11th July 418 Jean and Agnielle
25th July 419 Jean Francois / Michelle / Brigitte
8th August 420 David & Juliette
Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan - 675 0365

 

Announcements:
1. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away, leave them on the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them home).
2. Walks take place on most Sundays when there is no Hash. See the "Friendly walks" page for details.

HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Supreme Being: Leslie Nimmo
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault
Cellarmaster: Andy "The Hustler" Belfitt
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious Adv/Sex Councillor: Eric "Hot Dog" Maard, deputy: Alan "Strong On" Grihault
Barbecue Bearer: Dave "Shorty" Colbert
Ice Maiden: Rey Joseph
Ha$h Ca$h: Claudia Carey
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean Ramiah
Hash Market: Juliette "Snow White" & David "Shorty" Colbert
Edit Hare: Tom "Decoy" Williams
Always willing deputy Edit Hare: Sarah "Coffee Mate" Grihault
Webmaster: Bob Russell ( www.bob-russell.net )
Website: http://www.mhash.com  OR  http://mhash.com