Hash 419 8th August 2004
The hash bites back
A senior hasher engaged in a moment of serious contemplation
on the ultimate questions of life, the universe and everything.
Colberts & Co.
Emile, Jackie’s brother, a French virgin (well there had to be one)
Claire, Jackie’s sister-in-law, French and very happy,
Elizabeth came with Sanjay, from Mauritius (phew)
Birgit and Nicolas, from Germany, who made a list, organised alphabetically,
of all the things they had enjoyed on the hash.
Juliette, who promised in front of witnesses to return
Raj, a friend of Jean and Philida,
Another very lovely person, whose name I forgot to get.
Despite not even being at the last Hash, the GM’s reputation was
enough to drive away any 2nd timers. Accordingly, he paid the forfeit.
(fffrrrmmfghsshhm) that’s the sound of me sinking into the scribe's
chair again. Strong On has been keeping my seat warm, but what he and
I get up to in private is entirely a matter for consenting adults.
It's good to back. Did you miss me? We were at Bain Boeuf again, back
in Colbert country. It was a simply stunning morning running along the
beach, the towns, the fields and the sugar. While it was a fairly straight
trail, it wasn't one short of excitement, with a number of the hash falling
victim to some particularly unfriendly mutts. We didn't know whether to
shout at them in english, french, or creole although I've always found
that all dogs have no difficulty understanding "big stick"!
ln an interesting twist, the Beer Stop was at a small tabagie at Cap
Malhereux: the first 12 were paid for, and then Shorty Colbert was on
commission with the shop-keeper.
Many thanks to the hares for the trail, the great barbeque and above
all the outstanding weather
Jimmy was excused attendance at this hash.
"Strong On" was in an uplifting mood today and decided to release
his feminine side. The hash circle took a few steps back – no sense
taking any chances – but were relieved to hear that Alan only meant
to reward lady hashers with down-downs which they could pass on to the
chap of their choosing.
Jackie was saluted for putting flour on the ground.
Isabella, for being a most distinguished guest: she nominated her son,
Captain Nimmo, thereby revealing her generous nature as well.
Valerie has been on holiday and brought her children to each hash.
Sylvia, who has had the operation and is recovering well.
Several candidates were considered by Nicola: one for touching her appendage
which is probably an arrestable offence (touching it, not having it –
do keep up); one for being Belgian,-which is reason enough for anyone.
In the end it came to me for putting on a clean t-shirt. So be warned
in future all my t-shirts at the hash shall be dragged through the filthiest
pile of cack I can find, AND I’ll have my hugging head on!
While there were a lot of children, none were awarded to anyone, so all
the parents had to take their own home with them. Better luck next time
Fazila and Mike
Brigitte – at Plaine Champagne.
|Alan's Receding Hareline:
||Hares - Area
|| Brigitte / Jean Francois / Michelle
||Jack Hall "The Jackel"
||Etienne & Merielle
||(Extra Hash) Alan & Andy.
IOW Hashers visit.
||(Saturday) Jackie & Bob, followed
by BBQ at BHC bungalow.
||(Some Hashers will be climbing mountains at this time)
|Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan - 675 0365
1. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass
bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away, leave them on
the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them
2. Walks take place on most Sundays when there is no Hash. See the
"Friendly walks" page for
| HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Line + Trailmasters:
Alan "Strong on" Grihault
||Andy "The Hustler"
"Hot Dog" Maard, deputy: Alan "Strong On" Grihault
|Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids:
White" & David "Shorty" Colbert
Williams, Sarah, Marie-Claude, Bob etc.
|Always willing deputy Edit
Russell ( www.bob-russell.net )