Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Venue: ALMA

Hare(s): Dodocop

We all concurred with our new GM, our Supremous Blobus, Blob the Magnificent, that today’s Hash was excellent except for the fact that ALAN, our swift & strong nothing-can-go-wrong Trailmaster, got lost because he did not notice the direction of the arrow…..in fact he missed the arrow completely.

To everybody’s amasement/amusement Peter our RA-for-rent, was still in Mauritius so the GM got him on his knees for this grand occasion and “knighted” him with the help of his special blue funnel head-decoration / beer pourer extraordinaire.

st Timers :
Steven Smith (Scotland)

Diana (Mru)

Abheesha & Abheesh (London)

Preesha & Parikshat (Mru)

nd Timers :
Shalinee (Mru)

Henry (UK) & Carol (Seychelles)

John (Seychelles)

The GM got everybody’s attention with a ASHION SHOW! So they had to gallivant & strut their non-proper Hash gear with crazy walks within the circle, & amidst loud applause the winner was announced…NAVIN … 2nd princess KEVIN…3rd princess ZAN…runners up Abheesha, Preesha, Carol, Shalinee, Diana, Ray, Abheesh, Alan & the guy that NEVER gets into any trouble naturally last but not least CLAUDE.

Dodocop rewarded all the haute couture-sinners with a Special Commemorative Cover to celebrate the Silver Jubilee of the IFNGO against a drug free world. Yes baby! We would do a fashion show ANY day for a good cause.

The RA pulled out some new lyrics from his ”Poetic gems travelling suitcase". “The grand old duke of York…he had ten thousand men…& if he had the energy…he’d have had them all again”

Down-downs

DODOCOP committed the ultimate crime by letting all the hashers wait for whole minutes while he still marked the trail…& he caused our Trailmaster to get lost because that famous arrow was not there……

REY was guilty of shortcutting yet again through the sugarcane …. & had the audacity to appear in the circle with his HAT & HEADBAND whilst being accused of lagging at the rear of the hash & taking candid pictures of scantily clad ladies…..

Claude the CREATURE was accused of committing self gratification in the sugarcane & apart from showering himself with the “long-stiff-arm-down-down” he got showered by all the bystanders & had to bow down to plead forgiveness.

Alan,Claudia,TUscia …3 of the 5 frontrunners got their d-d for their conspiracy theories & consorting with villagers…Sasha was the culprit from a nearby village - the 4th frontrunner that lead our hardened hashers astray & Kevin volunteered as the 5th frontrunner that mysteriously disappeared…. Great stuff Kev, you’re learning fast…anything legal for a free beer! :-)

AND THAT’S not ALL! No wonder our beers finished so quickly…….

Adrienne had to kneel in disgrace for her soliciting on the HASH!!!! & receiving money from Alan for services rendered … ooh la la !

Claudia was caught out yet again …our … for propositioning the RA himself this time……..seems like nothing & no-one escapes the LOOOOONG arm of the GM & the PEEEEEEPING eye of the RA.

MARTIN got sorted out for covering up the SEXIEST legs on the HASH with a pair of disgusting socks & flaunting them in public…i.e. the socks….we don’t mind him flaunting his legs at all.

think my pen is running out of ink.

On a more serious note…

We had the honour of contributing to the fundraising of Baby Angelina who has to undergo a kidney operation in Reunion …

And we were all shocked to hear about Jackie’s accident, she has had a hip-replacement and on behalf of all of us at the HASH we wish her a speedy recovery and thinking of her with special thoughts during this trial & good luck to hubby Bob!

Blob has kindly volunteered to organise flowers & get-well wishes from us all, thanks so much for that.

Thanks to Marie-Andre’ who by chance remembered she was cooking for a bunch of hungry hashers,

Marie-Jo took on the arduous task of Food- Maiden again, and we are very grateful - she deserves a hash-appetite applause.

Next run will be Martin’s Hash at Northfields High School and it will be a TUNA HASH, courtesy of Evert & Ellen his Princess so do TUNA in to the fun and join us again for excellent all-round giggles & good times.

Keep it moving kids!

Your edit hare

Zan