Mauritius Hash Trash 493
20-05-2007 Alma Dodocop #493
| Venue: ALMA Hare(s): Dodocop We all concurred with our new GM, our Supremous Blobus, Blob the Magnificent, that today’s Hash was excellent except for the fact that ALAN, our swift & strong nothing-can-go-wrong Trailmaster, got lost because he did not notice the direction of the arrow…..in fact he missed the arrow completely. To everybody’s amasement/amusement Peter our RA-for-rent, was still in Mauritius so the GM got him on his knees for this grand occasion and “knighted” him with the help of his special blue funnel head-decoration / beer pourer extraordinaire. st Timers : Steven Smith (Scotland) Diana (Mru) Abheesha & Abheesh (London) Preesha & Parikshat (Mru) nd Timers : Shalinee (Mru) Henry (UK) & Carol (Seychelles) John (Seychelles) The GM got everybody’s attention with a ASHION SHOW! So they had to gallivant & strut their non-proper Hash gear with crazy walks within the circle, & amidst loud applause the winner was announced…NAVIN … 2nd princess KEVIN…3rd princess ZAN…runners up Abheesha, Preesha, Carol, Shalinee, Diana, Ray, Abheesh, Alan & the guy that NEVER gets into any trouble naturally last but not least CLAUDE. Dodocop rewarded all the haute couture-sinners with a Special Commemorative Cover to celebrate the Silver Jubilee of the IFNGO against a drug free world. Yes baby! We would do a fashion show ANY day for a good cause. The RA pulled out some new lyrics from his ”Poetic gems travelling suitcase”. “The grand old duke of York…he had ten thousand men…& if he had the energy…he’d have had them all again” Down-downs DODOCOP committed the ultimate crime by letting all the hashers wait for whole minutes while he still marked the trail…& he caused our Trailmaster to get lost because that famous arrow was not there…… REY was guilty of shortcutting yet again through the sugarcane …. & had the audacity to appear in the circle with his HAT & HEADBAND whilst being accused of lagging at the rear of the hash & taking candid pictures of scantily clad ladies….. Claude the CREATURE was accused of committing self gratification in the sugarcane & apart from showering himself with the “long-stiff-arm-down-down” he got showered by all the bystanders & had to bow down to plead forgiveness. Alan,Claudia,TUscia …3 of the 5 frontrunners got their d-d for their conspiracy theories & consorting with villagers…Sasha was the culprit from a nearby village – the 4th frontrunner that lead our hardened hashers astray & Kevin volunteered as the 5th frontrunner that mysteriously disappeared…. Great stuff Kev, you’re learning fast…anything legal for a free beer! 🙂 AND THAT’S not ALL! No wonder our beers finished so quickly……. Adrienne had to kneel in disgrace for her soliciting on the HASH!!!! & receiving money from Alan for services rendered … ooh la la ! Claudia was caught out yet again …our … for propositioning the RA himself this time……..seems like nothing & no-one escapes the LOOOOONG arm of the GM & the PEEEEEEPING eye of the RA. MARTIN got sorted out for covering up the SEXIEST legs on the HASH with a pair of disgusting socks & flaunting them in public…i.e. the socks….we don’t mind him flaunting his legs at all. think my pen is running out of ink. On a more serious note… We had the honour of contributing to the fundraising of Baby Angelina who has to undergo a kidney operation in Reunion … And we were all shocked to hear about Jackie’s accident, she has had a hip-replacement and on behalf of all of us at the HASH we wish her a speedy recovery and thinking of her with special thoughts during this trial & good luck to hubby Bob! Blob has kindly volunteered to organise flowers & get-well wishes from us all, thanks so much for that. Thanks to Marie-Andre’ who by chance remembered she was cooking for a bunch of hungry hashers, we had a great meal & she will be happy to give last-minute instructions to all of those catering for big crowds…picnic in a panic. Marie-Jo took on the arduous task of Food- Maiden again, and we are very grateful – she deserves a hash-appetite applause. Next run will be Martin’s Hash at Northfields High School and it will be a TUNA HASH, courtesy of Evert & Ellen his Princess so do TUNA in to the fun and join us again for excellent all-round giggles & good times. Keep it moving kids! Your edit hare Zan The Hash Mish-Management Team Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker & will still be blowing the HASH HORN Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan “Strong on” Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782 Deputy: Gilbert “Dodocop” Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062 Cellarmaster & Barbecue Bearer: DAVE “Shorty” COLBERT Hash Horn: Robert “Blob” Latimer Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) & we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else’s beers! Ice Maiden: Dave Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter Drinks for Wimps ‘n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah Hash Market: Marie-André Bullé Edit Hare: Zandre’ Wallwin , Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write) Webmasters: Rey Joseph mailto:reyjo@hotmail.com and / or Bob Russell (www.bob-russell.net) Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675) |
Coming next …
| Receding Hareline Trailmaster – Alan | Advancing Foodline Kitchen Mistress – Marie Jo | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Run No. | Hares | On-On | Cooks |
| 3rd June | 494 | Martin and Chaya | Northfields School | |
| 17th June | 495 | Herbert and Adrianne | ||
| 1st July | 496 | Jean and Harry | ||
| 15th July | 497 | Rosemarie and Jacques | ||
| 29th July | 498 | Dodocop and Alan | Reduit | |
| 12th Aug | 499 | Gilbert Dodocop | ||
| 25th (Sat) Aug | 500 | Blob | La Cambuse Camp |
Announcements:
1. There is an alternative “Sunset Hash” once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.
2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach, with the rubbish or take them home !
