Dodo 

Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 493 - 20 May 2007

 
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Walking Dodo

Venue: ALMA

Hare(s): Dodocop

We all concurred with our new GM, our Supremous Blobus, Blob the Magnificent, that today’s Hash was excellent except for the fact that ALAN, our swift & strong nothing-can-go-wrong Trailmaster, got lost because he did not notice the direction of the arrow…..in fact he missed the arrow completely.

 

To everybody’s amasement/amusement Peter our RA-for-rent, was still in Mauritius so the GM got him on his knees for this grand occasion and “knighted” him with the help of his special blue funnel head-decoration / beer pourer extraordinaire.

 

st Timers :
Steven Smith (Scotland)

Diana (Mru)

Abheesha & Abheesh (London)

Preesha & Parikshat (Mru)

nd Timers :
Shalinee (Mru)

Henry (UK) & Carol (Seychelles)

John (Seychelles)

The GM got everybody’s attention with a ASHION SHOW! So they had to gallivant & strut their non-proper Hash gear with crazy walks within the circle, & amidst loud applause the winner was announced…NAVIN … 2nd princess KEVIN…3rd princess ZAN…runners up Abheesha, Preesha, Carol, Shalinee, Diana, Ray, Abheesh, Alan & the guy that NEVER gets into any trouble naturally last but not least CLAUDE.

Dodocop rewarded all the haute couture-sinners with a Special Commemorative Cover to celebrate the Silver Jubilee of the IFNGO against a drug free world. Yes baby! We would do a fashion show ANY day for a good cause.

The RA pulled out some new lyrics from his ”Poetic gems travelling suitcase". “The grand old duke of York…he had ten thousand men…& if he had the energy…he’d have had them all again”

Down-downs

DODOCOP committed the ultimate crime by letting all the hashers wait for whole minutes while he still marked the trail…& he caused our Trailmaster to get lost because that famous arrow was not there……

REY was guilty of shortcutting yet again through the sugarcane …. & had the audacity to appear in the circle with his HAT & HEADBAND whilst being accused of lagging at the rear of the hash & taking candid pictures of scantily clad ladies…..

Claude the CREATURE was accused of committing self gratification in the sugarcane & apart from showering himself with the “long-stiff-arm-down-down” he got showered by all the bystanders & had to bow down to plead forgiveness.

Alan,Claudia,TUscia …3 of the 5 frontrunners got their d-d for their conspiracy theories & consorting with villagers…Sasha was the culprit from a nearby village - the 4th frontrunner that lead our hardened hashers astray & Kevin volunteered as the 5th frontrunner that mysteriously disappeared…. Great stuff Kev, you’re learning fast…anything legal for a free beer! :-)

AND THAT’S not ALL! No wonder our beers finished so quickly…….

Adrienne had to kneel in disgrace for her soliciting on the HASH!!!! & receiving money from Alan for services rendered … ooh la la !

Claudia was caught out yet again …our … for propositioning the RA himself this time……..seems like nothing & no-one escapes the LOOOOONG arm of the GM & the PEEEEEEPING eye of the RA.

MARTIN got sorted out for covering up the SEXIEST legs on the HASH with a pair of disgusting socks & flaunting them in public…i.e. the socks….we don’t mind him flaunting his legs at all.

think my pen is running out of ink.

On a more serious note…

We had the honour of contributing to the fundraising of Baby Angelina who has to undergo a kidney operation in Reunion …

And we were all shocked to hear about Jackie’s accident, she has had a hip-replacement and on behalf of all of us at the HASH we wish her a speedy recovery and thinking of her with special thoughts during this trial & good luck to hubby Bob!

Blob has kindly volunteered to organise flowers & get-well wishes from us all, thanks so much for that.

Thanks to Marie-Andre’ who by chance remembered she was cooking for a bunch of hungry hashers,

we had a great meal & she will be happy to give last-minute instructions to all of those catering for big crowds…picnic in a panic.

Marie-Jo took on the arduous task of Food- Maiden again, and we are very grateful - she deserves a hash-appetite applause.

Next run will be Martin’s Hash at Northfields High School and it will be a TUNA HASH, courtesy of Evert & Ellen his Princess so do TUNA in to the fun and join us again for excellent all-round giggles & good times.

Keep it moving kids!

Your edit hare

Zan

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker & will still be blowing the HASH HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert "Dodocop" Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster & Barbecue Bearer: DAVE "Shorty" COLBERT
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) & we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else's beers!
Ice Maiden: Dave
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market: Marie-André Bullé
Edit Hare: Zandre' Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Webmasters: Rey Joseph mailto:reyjo@hotmail.com and / or
Bob Russell (www.bob-russell.net)
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)

 

 

 

little joe   Coming next ...

Receding Hareline
Trailmaster - Alan
Advancing Foodline
Kitchen Mistress - Marie Jo
Date Run No. Hares On-On Cooks
3rd June 494 Martin and Chaya Northfields School
17th June 495 Herbert and Adrianne  
1st July 496 Jean and Harry  
15th July 497 Rosemarie and Jacques  
29th July 498 Dodocop and Alan Reduit
12th Aug 499 Gilbert Dodocop  
25th (Sat) Aug 500 Blob La Cambuse Camp

Announcements:
1. There is an alternative "Sunset Hash" once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not leave them on the beach, with the rubbish or take them home !