Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 494 - 03 June 2007


Walking Dodo

Venue:Piton / Northfields School

Hare(s):Martin & Chaya

Today was an utterly stupendous & spectacular hash, from the trail which held sensational views to the after-party & the fab food, it was a total day.

The expedition from Piton to the ON-IN at the school went well & no-one got lost…….suddenly we were all bitten by the back-to-school-BUG & harassed the GM by not keeping quiet in the circle, so our long-lost-RA-visiting-for-a-day John Gabrielli made sure everyone shut up - it was great to see you, John……always ready to tickle our funny bones


st Timers :

Helen & Bruno (Mru)

Mark & Golda (Israel)

Jaykar, Seema & their children Yash & Rutti (Mru)

Charlene (Mru)

nd Timers :
Eugene Laurent

Our RA forgot his glasses for a second so he was dubbed the "Blind religious & Sex adviser", he wondered who has SEEN his specs but he soon rescued the situation & was back on the SCENE with his shortlist of OBSCENE misdeeds…we have to think of something to make him pay for wasting precious beer! (Something original….like make him down a beer or something … hee hee)


The Hares Martin & Chaya…were found guilty of causing an AVIAN POGROM by evicting poor little innocent defenceless birdies from their nest which was drowned in hash-flour…… and Martin's welsh cousin Hugh Rinal forgot to unlock the men's toilets or as they are called in the dictionary… u - rinals.

Dave & Juliette…gave self-admitted evidence to their crime ….they went down in flames for committing sexual acts on the hash and boasting about it!~ Dave had scratches on his knees & Juliette had ants in her pants ooh la la - say no more!

John & Jennifer had no idea why, how, where & for what they were caught….for the simple reason that there was no reason! This illustrates yet again that hashers never need any reason to down a beer! But nevertheless they were accused of being Alliterative criminals - arriving first & last at the same time…uh? Thus having the Alfa & Omega syndrome…..and for being two goodie-two-shoes and too righteous for our liking!

Yours Truly decided to confide in the GM about Peter's transgressions……for our engagement anniversary today he promised to take me out to lunch & brought me to the hash instead…….so we both got a DD, Peter for thinking he could get away with a cheap date & me for telling on him!

Chaya got lucky! She got hers on her knees for being BORN……..goodness gracious hashers, what will they think of next, any excuse for a pint! Happy Birthday, Chaya - what better company could you have chosen to spend your special day with, we all love a party.

Compliments to Evert & Ellen for the great tuna barbecue, as well as to all the cooks for the salad & chicken, the menu was a surf & turf symphony & we even had birthday cake… was absolutely finger-licking-delicious.

Our next hares are Harold & Adrienne……they will lead us to a mystery location yet undisclosed…… watch this space….. in store for you.

Your edit hare



His Excellency our Supremus GM's new LOUD Philosophy =

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker & will still be blowing the HASH HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert "Dodocop" Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster & Barbecue Bearer: DAVE "Shorty" COLBERT
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) & we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else's beers!
Ice Maiden: Dave
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market: Marie-André Bullé
Edit Hare: Zandre' Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Webmasters: Rey Joseph and / or
Bob Russell (
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)


little joe   Coming next ...

Receding Hareline
Trailmaster - Alan
Advancing Foodline
Kitchen Mistress - Marie Jo
Date Run No. Hares On-On Cooks
17th June 495 Harold and Adrienne  
1st July 496 Jean and Harry  
15th July 497 Rosemarie and Jacques  
29th July 498 Dodocop and Alan Reduit
12th Aug 499 Gilbert Dodocop  
25th (Sat) Aug 500 Blob La Cambuse Camp

1. There is an alternative "Sunset Hash" once every 4 weeks (arranged not to coincide with this Hash). Held at 4pm on Saturdays.

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates,
do not leave them on the beach, with the rubbish or take them home !