Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 498 - 29 July 2007


Walking Dodo


graphic Deux Bras

 graphic  Alan & Dodocop  

In the PRE-Circlegraphic word got around that this run was going to score graphic on Rosemarieís Scale, but ... do I have news for you!

Follow me ... I have some delicious diddles to share with you all...  




we went ...  along muddy trails and through mosquito graphic infested forests, over bridges and meandering rivulets, SUPERB SCENERY, magnificent mountain views that seemed to transport us to a sunny scenario somewhere in Switzerland ... this was truly a swooning sensational stride through prime panoramic territory!


The PLACE is aptly named Deux Bras, aka TWO ARMS, I am wondering twixt myself & me if those 2 hares planned it all along ... you see, running or walking with TWO LEGS yes, but boy did we need those TWO graphic ARMS today more than any other day ... WHOA! We had to hold on for dear life and our arms came in very HANDY thanks to those Slippery slopes, some of us even used TWO CHEEKS to slide down-hill! graphic

Back at base ... Our Rosemarie Scale hit graphic and shot right up to graphic as voted by all the hashers of the round circle, and so say all of us! Yoo hoo!

Way to go, hares ... you did a fantastic job & we all had a great slippery time, just like kids playing in the mud, in true HASH FASHION!

Our Trailmaster Alan, has decided to show off his artistic skills, multi-tasking as graphic AND extraordin-HARE, letting his HAIR down but never letting his HARES down ... good job he was having a good HAIR DAY!

Plus he was doing some harlequin graphic marketing & trying to get his votes up for the next Mish~Management Election ... by introducing a DOUBLE MENU by the Foodie Brigade ... well done, Alan, you know how to win any hasher's heart!  

  Sandy & Sue, Chris & Becky from Wales

Valery & Macha from Mauritius 

Karen (Mru) ~ way to go girl! You saved the GM from downing yet another beer!


Our long-lost graphic - *Peter ... made a special guest appearance disguised as a Russian, talking like a Russian, acting like a Russian, all because he was DRINKING like a Russian and therefore had forgotten how to speak English. I guess we will have to call him Piotr from now on & give him some Vodka to keep him cool & calm.

Niet Problemsk!  

  Down graphic downs   

Our RA SSIAN RA has found a new & cutting edge technology in espionage ... SPYING naughty hashers ... wonder where has he picked up this SECRET SNOOPING HABIT ?

Our First D~D goes to ...

Gerard & Catherine! Two malignant Hashers, SHORTCUTTING in broad daylight

and I donít mean cutting HAIR ... short-cutting HARES!!!!! It is HAIR-raising, hairy

& hare-editory because it rubbed off on our HARE who is none other than our Hare-oic graphic DODOCOP ! Not splitting any hairs, he led lots of hashers astray, encouraging first timers, second timers, virgins & hard-headed heavy-handed hashers to SHORTCUT because he felt sorry for Jackie, so she also got a down ~ down just BECAUSE! graphic

And lastly

but not leastly

our RA got

a bit beastly graphic

and called KEVIN to the Down~Down doddle, ... because ... wait for this ... he did nothing wrong! And PRETENDED not to do anything wrong, soooooooo he deserved to down his COCA COLA because he didnít want to down a beer, HA ! Choosy sinner indeed, hereís to the NON-BEER-DRINKER,

heís so BLUE ...  
do I smell blue,
do I sense sapphire
do I sniff azure
do I suspect ... the SMELLY BLUE?


Where are you, Smelly Blue?
Smellier than ever Blue,
what has RAY done to you?

RAY Ė got so nostalgic over Smelly, he felt he was going to feel so Blue, that he decided to keep him a little longer & made the dreadful mistake of changing into good & clean & fresh new clothes ... all the barladies got colour-blinded and were under the impression that he was wearing graphic so he got SOAKED, or should I say DRENCHED in Beer.

This proves it Ė you canít escape the SHOWER POWER of the Smelly Blue, even if youíre not wearing it!!!


The Camping Hash ~ 500 LIST is on the website, for all hashers who want to come & share in DOUBLE DOSES of fun & giggles & good times ... this is a CAMPING HASH but you donít have to CAMP ... say what? Oh well you know what I mean, if you donít want to loiter with-in-tent you can just come for the MAJOR HASH on the Saturday, but for all the rest ... GET, SET, GO ... !!! Hold on tight, this is a roller-coaster ride not to be forfeited.

We also want to say AU REVOIR to Kevin from New Zealand, he will be going home very soon & I presume that this was his last Hash with us. Good luck Kevin & a BIG HASH HUG to you, we will miss you lots! graphic

As mentioned earlier in this 498th edition of HASH HYPE & HAPPENINGS,

we had a DOUBLE WHAMMY of GOURMET kitchen today! Choices choices ...

between Adrienneís Dholl Puri and Marie-Joís Briani,

we had a fab feast fit for future foretaste!

Just let me quickly lick my fingers ... mmmm. graphic  

Next Hash is nr graphic, the one before we CLOCK OVER into the half millennium Ė dudes, this is metamorphosis in the making, graphic start getting excited!!!

Martin will be setting the next trail ...

Wave me graphic goodbye!

Wear your best smiles graphic

& until we meet again

Kick up some dust graphic

& shake up the planet

Signing off with a swizzle!   graphic

graphic  graphic

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker and will still be blowing the HASH HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert "Dodocop" Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster and Barbecue Bearer: DAVE "Shorty" COLBERT
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else's beers!
Ice Man: Dave
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market: Marie-André Boullé
Edit Hare: Zandre' Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Webmasters: Rey Joseph and / or
Bob Russell (
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)


little joe   Coming next ...

Receding Hareline
Trailmaster - Alan
Advancing Foodline
Kitchen Mistress - Marie Jo
Date Run No. Hares On-On Cooks
12th Aug 499 Martin    
25th (Sat) Aug 500 Captain Nimmo/Marie Claude La Cambuse Camp  
9th Sept 501 David and Juliette ?    

beer 1. Volunteers for setting Hashes are invited to contact the Trail Master:
Alan 'Strong On' Grihault on 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M).

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not loose them or take them home !

3. There is an alternative "Sunset Hash" once every 4 weeks. It is held at 4pm, Saturdays on weekends which do not coincide with this Sunday Hash).