Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 501 - 9 September 2007


Walking Dodo

hellohello hello   whats up

Venue:Reduit, Ebene

Hare(s):DodoCop, Valéry (as in Giscard d'Estaing)

Another exclusive peek into the MH3 Diary ~ stick with me and I will tell you all about our escapades!

Today's run was an 8 km asphalt jungle, Jungle an urban trail leading us on top and underneath the highway and low way, scoring an average of 8 on Rosemarie's scale and ending in a delightful little picnic spot next to a stream with lush green grass and white ducks. Thanks to Dodocop's courtesy we even passed by Ebene shopping centre so all the girls could make a toilette stop and Bob could feed his cash flow from the atm machine. Truly a yuppie and happy hash indeed.

We were missing a lot of hashers today, our Supremous horny Blobus and Peter our RA RA for rent, Henriette our Ha$h Ca$h and Rey our camera paparazzo, David and Juliette together with all the rest that didn't come, but that didn't deter us from having a SUPERB time and all the more to share with all you missing hashers next time. Don't stay away too long pleeeeeeeeease!.

Alan's hat

Our Honorary Trailmaster Alan was also two timing and multitasking as GM today ~ great to see him in his very special hat, the explanation for the 3 balls is as follows ~ Yesterday England won at rugby, football and cricket ~ whoa! Go get'em boys!

As you can see, and coached by Captain Nemo, I tried to get in all his balls.

first timers
Jenny (Durham, UK)
Sasha (Essex, UK)
Beth (Cardiff, Wales)
Catherine (Surrey, UK)
Nella (Mauritius)
Geoffrey, Josianne and children Tiphane and Chloe (they used to hash in Asia!)
Jugdish (Mauritius)

second timers
Charlene (Mauritius)

beer mug

Oh I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for anxiously! Do try to control your enthusiasm, I am trying to announce today's RA saving the day, high fives to HENRY who took his place in the spotlight with charm and cool moves, cool! this stuntman secretly wanted ALL the girls to down a beer and then get their phone numbers! Cheeky Devil! This is how it went --

down downs

RA decided to have a left and right issue and wanted to punish everybody who was walking on the left hand side of the road and setting a bad example to the children, but as you know the blobs of flour are always on the left side of the road so he is either talking nonsense and wants to waste a load of beer or he has a point! So from his original list of baddies
Jackie, Martin, Tusia, Jacqueline, Zan, Vanessa, Gary, David, Gertrude, Gerard, Sasha, Catherine, Harry, Beth, Jenny, Claudia....... and the list goes on..can you see it's fading all together?
He decided to give an honourable down-down to all the ladies on the other side who didn't do anything wrong....
Vanessa (notice she is double dating as her name appears on both lists?)
And last but not least CLAUDIA…who actually got a double beer D~D beer because she had a bottle between her legs, and like a good girl she sprayed beer on the RA for having such a dirty mind so he wanted to give her a TRIPLE D~D!
Hey dude, leave some beer for the rest of us!

So along came the time for a proper RA Joke of the day. snoot


So there you go!  Those who have been in a taxi or behind a taxi should know what St. Peter was talking about.

smelly blue
Wonder who the lucky winner would be this time...
Kevin decided it had to go to Gang, the gentleman who represents the law but did nothing wrong, so he got his infamous smelly beer shower that the Smelly Blue is notorious for! Hey G, you are a good sport!camaron

Talk about Blue, look what we found in the stream, a fresh-water BLUE Camaron!
(In a blue bucket, how's that for colour coded coordination!)

Thanks to our foodie food brigade, Priscilla and family filled our tummies to the brim & we even had home-made almond sweeties ~ yum yum yum.

Our next run will be in a fortnight and it might be set by Alan and David… an undisclosed location, so watch this space I am sure all will be revealed in no time, and it will be another day of parcels filled with fun!

So until then...
Stay lovely
Sport your best smiles and smile, stay cool
Signing off with a squeeze ~~~

PS ~ check out the style ~ these are true hashers having a hash moment


little joe   Coming next ...

Receding Hareline
Trailmaster - Alan
Advancing Foodline
Kitchen Mistress - Marie Jo
Date Run No. Hares Location Cooks
23-9-07 502 Alan and David Towards Souillac G. Wiehe
07-10-07 503 Patrice and David Candos Cooks ?
21-10-07 504 Phil., Kevin and Johan   Cooks ?
04-11-07 505 Brian and Bertrand   Cooks ?

beer 1. Volunteers for setting Hashes are invited to contact the Trail Master:
Alan 'Strong On' Grihault on 675 0365 (H) or 790 9782 (M).

2. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit ( money ! ) on glass bottles (beer, softies). Please put them in the crates, do not loose them or take them home !

3. There is an alternative "Sunset Hash" once every 4 weeks. It is held at 4pm, Saturdays on weekends which do not coincide with this Sunday Hash).

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker and will still be blowing the HASH HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on" Grihault; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert "Dodocop" Leste; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster and Barbecue Bearer: DAVE "Shorty" COLBERT
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob" Latimer
Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter Wallwin (Malignant Growth) and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else's beers!
Ice Man: Dave Hughes
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette Decotter
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean and Philidia Ramiah
Hash Market: Marie-André Boullé
Edit Hare: Zandré Wallwin ,
Stand-in:Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Webmasters: Rey "Hot Pants" and / or
Bob "Lord Russell" (
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo Constantin (Tel. 453 9675)