Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 510 - 27 January 2008


Walking Dodo

The "Rule" Britannia Run


Hares: Alan & Inspector David

Oh how to describe today's adventures…
Peculiar… Run 510
Intriguing… Run 510
Entertaining… Run 510
The fun started even before the run began…in a nutshell Alan lost his hair.
OOOOOPS I mean Alan lost his HARE!!! Run 510
Inspector David was misplaced by the Trailmaster and he lost all his hair as a result…in short - the missing hare lost his hair. Frankly, the rest of the hashers lost all their bearings too, the group got broken up into bits and pieces and whenever we arrived at a T-junction in this lovely Britannia sugarcane we always saw hashers coming from both opposite directions, not sure how the hares managed that but nobody seemed to be lost and nobody seemed to notice! Therefore a very interesting trail indeed. Run 510

Today I have decided to share a Colourful Cocktail Recipe with you.
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1 Run 510 rtful jigger of Amaretto
1 Run 510 ingering dash of Vodka
1 Run 510romatic squeeze of cream
3 Run 510eat ice cubes
Shake ingredients vigorously in a cocktail shaker and serve in a champagne glass… Run 510

Ladies & Gentlemen - the notorious ALAN SWIZZLE.

We did this on the Hash today, we added together ~

An Run 510rtful jigger of RA-maretto
A Run 510ingering dash of Grand Master Vodka
An Run 510romatic squeeze of cream O' Hare
Some Run 510eat ice cubes from the Trail master's own fridge…
All shaken zestfully into an explosive all-in-one serving of our special ALAN SWIZZLE.
So Run 510 Run 510 Run 510 Run 510 - acting in the quadruple capacity of GM / RA / Trail Master / Hare, did a magnificent job and he will definitely be called to do this juggling act again in future, since he pulled it off so brilliantly. Run 510

Our Alan Swizzle wished to thank:
The Hares for the trail, Run 510
Muriel for the food, Run 510
Bob & Jackie for the Beer, Run 510
Jean & Philida for the Soft drinks, Run 510
Dave for the Bar Fridges & Ice, Run 510
Henriette for Ha$h Ca$hing Run 510
Zan for taking notes Run 510

Rey for posting all the happenings on the web Run 510

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Alistair (Rock Off from Jersey)
Laurent (Mauritius)

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Brian (UK)
Patrick (Mauritius)
Jacquelin (Mauritius)

Three Cheers to Anielle for pouring the beer.
There was no Run 510 today,
Due to Peter being away
Unfortunately it will have to stay
Out the way
To everyone's dismay

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Alan managed to secretly personify the RA - in an unprecedented 4-in-1 down down, making us all sing the double D song only once ~ so thoughtful dontcha think?

Run 510 1 ~ David - the hare that lost his way…

2 ~ Laurent - who ran like crazy in the beginning and then turned back to find his girlfriend…

3 ~ Brian - for dressing up as if going to a boardroom meeting

4 ~ Alistair - for looking like a proper hasher

Special attention is to be made to the difference in attire between Brian & Alistair,

as you can see ~

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Alan was worried about the hashers drinking in public places - but wanted to assure us all that he checked with his brother-in-law who is in the MPF and there is nothing wrong with us harmless hashers having our beer on the beach…so cheers everyone we are still on the safe side of the law. Run 510

I wanted to let you know that Alan is still out HARE-HUNTING.
Run 510 - Sorry, I'm running out of hare pictures too!

C'mon everybody
Help out the trail master
Getting dirty with flour
Is not such a big disaster!
It's an art work
That makes you run faster!

Setting a hash is fun
Come and make a new experience

To be convinced even more
Page back to Trash 509 Run 510
To read some more poetic rhyme!
Enough for this time…

Our next rendezvous will be in Port Louis, Harry and Pierot will be our hares and Henriette will kindly prepare the food…

Friendly cooking poems will soon be following our desperate hare rhymes; it seems that we have also run out of hash chefs.

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How tragic would a hash without food be!
I'm going now…
Don't stare! Run 510
Waving at you
With flair Run 510

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The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on"; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert "Dodocop"; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster: Jackie and Bob (J&B)
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob"
Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter "Malignant Growth" and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else's beers!
Ice Man: Dave H.
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean and Philidia
Hash Market: Marie-André "Madame Papaye"
Edit Hare: Zandré,
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675)