Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 514 - 23 March 2008


Walking Dodo

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Venue: Cote d'Or

Hares: Dodocop & Didier

Easter Hash Bunny Bash brought to you freshly squeezed from the Trash Desk.

Imagine…WET ~ SLIPPERY ~ MUDDY ~ RAINY ~ open your umbrellas Run 514 & come with me!!!

We had an ABSOLUTE EXTREME HASH today - the best one this week! Run 514

Misty moisty morning meanderings …or is that mourning meanderings?
(Crying Clouds over hash crowds)
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"Moderate Tropical Storm LOLA" really threw all her toys out the cot today, and we got completely soaked - nevertheless we were a bunch of hard-core hashers and we didn't let Lola take the wind out of our sails - or our umbrellas! Run 514

The trail included river crossings, slipping around in puddles, sugarcane labyrinths and yes … a lot of MUD, it was a PROPER hash today and definitely not for the faint hearted - but we all had a ball and it was a huge success.

Thanks to all the gentlemen who helped the ladies over the hot spots!!! Run 514
Thanks to no-one who looked for those hidden EASTER EGGS on the trail!!! Run 514
Thanks to Marie Claude for holding the umbrella over my scribbles!

Hash Circle Hotchpotch

Our Grandiosus Maximus Supremous Blobus took centre circle to wish us all a HAPPY EASTER
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and to thank Patti for the food today…

Our Smelly Blue is still AWOL, so without any further ado the GM's spotlight Run 514 fell on the …

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Kirsty (UK)
Steven & Lucinda (UK)
Sanjeeve (Mauritius)
Nila (Mauritius)
Jane (Mauritius)
Clency (Mauritius) who doesn't want to be a virgin for too long!!!

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Chris & Sherri & even Tess their pooch who also wanted a down down!

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Our Rent-an-RA for a rainy day, no pun intended, was Alistair who fussed over us, calling us a bunch of b*st*rds and fizzed about the fantastic run, so guess who would get the first down down?
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1 ~ Dodocop & Didier ~ Run 514 a celebratory double d for the superb hash.

2 ~ Alan & Zan!!! ~ From A to Z for being the only two aliens who brought Easter Hats / Bunnies to the hash…and because of the rain and having to down an extra large beer thanks to our GM, I was not in time to take a pic of Alan's Legendary Tweety Hat…sorry folks!
But I was in time to catch a flash of this notorious muddy blue bunny rabbit before he escaped into the bushes!

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3 ~ Etienne & Mireille ~ as the RA pointed out…this is a hash, not a love-in!!! Run 514 They had to pay for holding hands & KISSING on the hash - and got caught red-handed! Here's to the romantic blenders…they're so blue! Run 514

(I would have given Dodocop a down down for forgetting to get out the coooool Run 514 drinks and making proper beer-drinking hashers out of the WIMPS…who, ME? Hee hee - thanks Gil for doing brilliant things without doing them on purpose!)

Lola didn't allow the GM to say much more after that, Run 514 and I can't make out what I scribbled on my soggy notebook…so alas!

MUNCHING TIME!!!!! Run 514

We had an EPIC EASTER MENU - tasty easy biting chicken rolls a-la-Patti & special Crepes from Holland thanks to Ellen…and if that were not enough…
Dodocop & Franchette brought out the EASTER CAKE ooh la la - what a lovely eat this was!

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But the fun didn't end there, we huddled all together under our "brollies" ~ singing in the rain - standing in the rain, dancing in the rain and talking nonsense in the rain - can you spot the repeated words…

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Under our umbrellas - ellas - ellas - ellas.

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Hash Beauty Tip ~ Run 514
Standing for a few hours in your soaking socks does GREAT things for chapped heels - finish off at home with heel-balm & your feet are as good as new!

Ha! Let me vamoose before the GM grabs me for a down down for dishing out hash beauty secrets without a fee!!! Run 514

So dear Easter Bunnies… Run 514

From the Edit Hare Pretty Parlour…

It was such fun to soak with you all!
Drizzle - Frizzle!
Drown & Out!

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Zan - your edit hare


The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: BLOB who is a multitasker and still blowing his HORN
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Alan "Strong on"; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Deputy: Gilbert "Dodocop"; Tel: (M)910 4062
Cellarmaster: Jackie and Bob (J&B)
Hash Horn: Robert "Blob"
Religious and Sex Advisor: Peter "Malignant Growth" and we are still looking for another volunteer for the times when Peter is somewhere else on the planet downing someone else's beers!
Ice Man: Dave H.
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Jean and Philidia
Hash Market: Marie-Claude"
Edit Hare: Zandré,
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675)