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Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 525 - 24 August 2008

 
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Walking Dodo

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Venue: Klondyke, Flic en Flac

Hares: Inspector David & Family

Hash Alert!
Trash Warning!
My writing utensil has a bee in its bonnet…
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Beautiful sunny skies
Plenty of buzzing exercise
I saw a trail of hashers here
I saw a lonesome hare there…
I saw a bunch of hashers everywhere…

We were in the streets and on the roads,
Out into the sugar fields and back onto the rocks
Frolicking like kids & having loads of fun
We even spotted monkeys on today’s run!

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Hail to our GM for today … the Honourable Captain Nemo, standing in for Alan our Trendy Trail Master who is standing in for our Supremous Blobus GM Blob the Magnificent.
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This hash scored…Whoa! Wham Bam Thank you M’am…a shiny 12 out of 13 on our Rosemarie Scale.

GM Leslie called in the Hash Virgins….and saw a teeny weenie bit of hesitation in the circle, so he added that we don’t care if they were not real virgins…in hasho lingo that means…

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Yanie (Mauritius)
Colette (UK)
Ursula & Julien (UK)
Pierre (Mauritius)
Anna (Poland)
Veronique (Mauritius)

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Marie Anne (Mauritius) Sylvie (Mauritius)
Jugdish (Mauritius)
Ram (Mauritius)
Anne (Mauritius)

Viva Maurice!
We have an all round Mauritian Second Timer Team today Hooray!

Oh Oh Oh …
Whose name will show?
On
The
RA’s
Doom
List …

Ladies and hashlemen,
RA Peter jumps into the circle yet again!
Ha Ham…
On the tune of the Monastery of Hashville
An ode to the ladies…
If you feel like the company of someone from the opposite sex
Say
A~Men!
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So ladies, while we are on the subject of men …
The following Olympic poem
Is punched right out of RA Peter’s pen…
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The Warthog - Part XXIV

Hash Boxers
Or
An Ode to Bruno Julie

On the sunny beaches,
Near Klondike.
Where tanned bodies,
Kiss the sand.

We hash over hill and dale,
We jolly beery band.

But we have to say,
On this auspicious day.
It’s not for bronzed bodies,
We are a wishin.

The bronze that we,
Will drink to today.
Is for Bruno Julie,
Our “Mauritian Magician!”

Klondike Beach in Flic en Flac (just after Bruno Julie won an Olympic Bronze medal for boxing for Mauritius)

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Who committed today’s heinous deeds of hash heresy?

1 ~ … RA Peter called out Tusia to show off her Hash Fashion Trail Markings – and spotted the two lines
ll ~ meaning FALSE TRAILS…
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Tusia, Henriette, Pierre-Andre’, Gilberte, Alistair & Laurent! For ignoring the false trail signs and being shortcutting b*stards, and they even tried to shortcut their beer during the down-down!

2 ~ The RA’s monocle was looking for the Slimy Sycophantic Goodie Goodie of the day…who hasn’t done anything wrong…someone with a cherubic face, a halo and wings! Muriel!… she was so good she even drank all her beer! Run 525

3 ~ rumours of BLATANT Fornication have reached the RA’s ears…it seems they were single, double, triple & quadruple rumours ooh ooh ooh! Somewhere someone mentioned that Wanking was the capital of China & what happened then to Peking, all I know someone was peeking and squeaking about Melissa & Laurent…and it was not the first time they were spotted either! Run 525
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4 ~ RA Peter’s search engine screeched to a halt at the sight of a suspicious couple patting Isabelle’s little puppy and he called out Alistair and Jacqueline for their true sickening puppy love!
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5 ~ Isabelle ... was called in & accused of stealing the beers at the Beer Stop before some runners got there – but she received a full pardon for her sins when the RA discovered that it was not a Beer Stop but a Lemon Juice Stop…and she was not only forgiven her sins but she received a commendation for saving hashers from drinking non-beer beverages!

Chaps & chicks…this marks the end of the RA’s tricks.

The GM came back to remind everyone about something that should never be done!
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Doobee doobee doobee doo
Smelly shoe
Blue ba yoo
Sniffy
Stuffy
Scruffy

smelly blue!!!
(What should we never do to the Smelly Blue?)
(If you don’t know the answer smelly sock shame on you!)
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Olivier chose an unsuspecting victim for always discouraging him…
Uncle HAROLD!
Doesn’t the face say it all!
Smelly Shower Gooey Power!
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MEMORIAL DOWN~DOWN!!!
Today marks the 5th anniversary to the day of Philida’s accident whilst coming down a mountain…memories of helicopter rescues, hares & broken bones, (note that Dodocop to the left on this epic picture was also the hare on that day!)…we better be careful in future to wish Philida good luck as they do in English…break a leg! -:)
Here’s to Philida, she’s true blue, she’s a hasher through and through!
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Well folks…as you may have suspected, the moment of the Hash Erections has arrived.
OOOOOOOOOPSY hazy diddly daisy me! I mean… Hash Elections.

The new Hash Mishmanagement for the next 25 runs!

GM ~ Alan “Strong On” ~ chosen & anointed in his absence to step into Blob’s shoes.

Note that Supremous Blobus, Lord Russell, Captain Nemo & Martin are all Goblins Misteriosus in disguise in case the current GM could not attend.

RA ~ Peter “Malignant Growth” ~ and for all the times he cannot make it due to a time travel delay, we all chose Alistair as the perfect candidate for the job at hand.

Hash Horn ~ Blob “Supremous Blobus” (pleeeeeeeeease come back Blob we miss you lots!)

Trail Masters ~ Dodocop & Deputy Alan.

Cellar Masters ~ Chris & Tess (beer-a-dor/labrador) & Deputy Bob.(…and on that note please note we all adore a beer)

Drinks for wimps & kids ~ Harold

Ice Man ~ Dave (he needs a volunteer as ice cool deputy…please nominate someone!)

Ha$h Ca$h ~ Henriette

Hash Market Haberdash ~ Marie Claude (she makes sure we all wear hash gear!)

Food Mistress ~ Marie Jo & Sarah as gourmet deputy

Edit Hare ~ Zan (stand in anyone who can write!)

Hash Flash ~ Jackie & Rey

Web Things ~ Bob “Lord Russell” & Rey “Hot Pants”

Also...thanks for the moon mail, that is awesome, worth sending it on!
Also love the Adam & Eve one...

If I have forgotten anyone due to severe trash mishmanagement, you may now throw eggs at your computer screen.
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Speaking of eggs…we had some delicious Easter Eggs from Zan’s basket and Neapolitans from Inspector Gadget for dessert today…

A big thanks to Philida & her chef-a-licious team for the food!!!
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Next Hash will be a special celebration occasion…at Beau Vallon; no doubt it will be bon bon bon.

Zoom in
Zoom out
Glad you hopped on the hash trash sportabout!
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See you in a flash
At the next Hash Bash.

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Zan ~ Your Edit Hare

Hot-dog Pics from the pap~hare~razzo
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Puppy
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Scenery
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One cute puppy sandwiched in between 2 yummy scenic pics

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that makes…one hash hot dog ~

 

The Hash Mish-Management Team
Supreme Being: Alan “Strong On”
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Gilbert "Dodocop"; Tel: (M)910 4062
Deputy: Alan "Strong on"; Tel: (H)675 0365, (M)790 9782
Cellarmaster: Chris & Tess (beer-a-dor/labrador) & Deputy Bob
Hash Horn: Blob “Supremous Blobus"
Religious and Sex Advisor: Alistair
Ice Man: Dave H.
Ha$h Ca$h: Henriette
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Harold
Hash Market: Marie-Claude
Edit Hare: Zandré,
Stand-in: Adrienne (or anyone who can write)
Kitchen Mistress: Marie Jo (Tel. 453 9675) & Sarah as gourmet deputy