Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 557 - Sunday 22 November 2009


Walking Dodo

VENUE: Clémencia

HARES: Dodo Cop himself

Dodocop requested hares to circle up at 1.25 pm.


SECOND TIMERS: Two Georges…Down downs for the gentlemen!

Dodocop said that this hash was set up in beautiful scenery and that hashers should respect the venue. Leslie (our Religious & Sex Adviser) added that hashers are suppose not to leave or take anything especially bananas and pineapples.

The RA was then asked to proceed. He started by sharing a story about Bernadette. Bernadette was feeling guilty and went to confess her sins to a priest. She said to the priest that she had sex 10 times in a day.
The priest silently listened to Bernadette's confession when the latter asked him what her punishment for having sinned was. The priest told her that she should drink a mixture a hot water and concentrated lemon juice (at least 10 lemons).
Bernadette was surprised and asked the priest….Your holiness, will it wash my sins away? And the priest replied: "Well…at least it will have the merit of removing this smile on your face" LOL.

The RA then queried if there were any French hashers today.
Two lucky frenchies were spotted and asked to kneel down in theof the hash circle.
They were considered sinners and accordingly punished with a Down Down because of Thierry Henry's hand play during the recent football match between France and Ireland.

Our RA didn't stop there; he decided that 2 hashers had to be punished for having voluntarily altered hash signs on the trail.
Alan and Perry were given a Down Down.

The RA then swapped his hat to wear the one of the SA. As such he punished Jean Ramiah with a Down Down for having shown his love and affection to his wife in public.

Dodocop thanked Leslie and started his conclusive speech when Jackie proposed that the hash circle gives a Down Down to the GM for having acted romantic by kissing many ladies in the village, during the run. Dodocop was punished for making the "joli coeur"…

No new hash hostage for this hash as Geerish, the current owner of the Cow bell, was absent.

NEWS: Venue of the RED DRESS RUN will either be Quatre Bornes or Pointe-aux-Sables. Dodocop said that he would confirm same on Monday.

NEXT HASH: Rivière des Créoles
HARES: Alan, Leslie & Marie Claude
FOOD: Sarah

A last word of thanks to Harry who prepared lunch for this hash…thanks Harry.

The Hash Mish-Management Team
The 2009 / 2010 team
Supreme Being: Gilbert "Dodocop"; Tel: (M)910 4062
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Jean
Deputy: Pierre-André
Cellarmaster: Louis Rey
Hash Horn: Geerish-ish
Religious and Sex Advisor: Joint operation (Jacklin, Leslie, Peter)
Ice Man: Michael
Ha$h Ca$h: Chantalle
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: ??
Hash Market: Marie-Claire, Eileen
Edit Hare: Zandré
Kitchen Mistress: Philida (Phone: 492 0609)