Mauritius Hash House Harriers

Hash Trash 566 - Sunday 28 March 2010


Walking Dodo

VENUE: Riche en Eau

HARES: Alan, Leslie & Marie Claude

GM DODOCOP requested the circle up at 12.45 pm.

Our GM requested our hare ALAN to come in the centre of the circle. Leslie and Marie Claude being ill, Alan had to set the second half of the trail by himself during the run. The circle congratulated Alan as the trail was great and they all enjoyed it.

FIRST TIMERS/VIRGINS: 9 new comers at the hash today namely:
Acta from Trou aux Biches,
Alta and Bernadine from SA,
Christelle and Andree from France,
Shalini and Corinne from Mauritius,
Neil from UK,
Scott from Canada.

Jean Paul and Yovanie from Mauritius,
Val and Trish from SA,
Leon and Nadia from UK.
DOWN DOWN for the second timers.

The GM reminded the circle that the hash club needs people to volunteer to set the hash and prepare/organise the food. Special thanks to Christian who has volunteered to set one of the upcoming hash.

Perry who is our hash hostage is called to pass on his cow bell to selected new hostage. Perry said that he was pleased to receive this prestigious award two weeks ago. Several women gave him their number and money after he won this award but for one lady who did not warrant such behaviour. Perry chose our hash cash lady as our new hash hostage. He is to the hash hostage.... DOWN DOWN.

In the absence of our official RA Leslie, Padre John was asked to act as RA for this hash. John being a romantic spoke about a hasher who, two weeks ago, was kissing his woman during the run. This week our hasher was running in front with Padre John....leaving his woman was already gone.

Our today's RA called Micheal and Yovanie in the middle of the circle and punished them with DOWN DOWNs for acting as pretend lovers hence being anti-romantic. Here is to the ANTI-ROMANTICS....

Padre John then called Perry....he announced to the circle that Mr. Perry went to church dressed in his hash gown...for that behaviour he deserves to be punished because he wore a sacrilegist suit...He is to the sick, godlessness man....DOWN DOWN Perry...

During our RA's intervention, Jean our trail master called our RA to punish another hasher who was behaving wrongly in the circle. Padre John was disappointed by John's act and decided that he should be punished for acting like a sissy girl trying to guilt a hasher in the circle. "John, you are an absolute woman" said our RA. He is to the little child (and also Padre John's lover....LOL)

Our GM stepped in to end the circle. Before closing the ceremony, he said that one hasher was always overtaking him during today's run. This hasher kept the same pace and always managed to overtake our GM. The GM called Jean Paul and said that he deserved a Down Down for having overtaken him during the run. He is to the cautious runner...


Thanks to Muriel who organised for the food for this run. Food is ready hashers.



The Hash Mish-Management Team
The 2009 / 2010 team
Supreme Being: Gilbert "Dodocop"; Tel: (M)910 4062
Hare Line + Trailmasters: Jean (Deputy: Pierre-André)
Cellarmaster: Bob
Hash Horn: Geerish-ish
Religious and Sex Advisor: Leslie
Ice Maiden: Michael
Ha$h Ca$h: Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette)
Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: Harold
Hash Market: (Vacant ??)
Edit Hare: Olivier (Deputy: Sara G)
Kitchen Mistress: Philida (Phone: 492 0609)