In the absence of Olivier our scribe, I was asked to take
the notes of the 569 Hash at Pointe aux Piments.
Was he not my nephew
I would have said NO
ooooooooooooooo! As this is not my
favourite task. .
Anyway, here we go . . .
The Grand Master thanks
Geerish for a very good hash. He mentioned that Geerish takes the bus
to come to the HASH and that we need more people to do nice hash like this
one. Applause for Geerish.. he is a hasher through and through..
First timers:
Tertra and Theo Govine from Pamplemousses
John from UK
Second
timers:
No second timers
! down down to our grandmaster
Sinners:
Down down to Alan for
shortcutting. He went down on the road
on his own. Total disgrace to the guy who knows better… he is a sinner through and through ..
R A ‘s Sermon
‘’Praying for some birds’’
One of our Lady Hashers who is on her own at the moment
thought she would buy two talking parrots, for company, from the Port-Louis
market.
But there was a problem!
So she approached her Priest and told him, ‘’Father, I have
a problem. I bought these two talking
female parrots at the Port Louis market, but they only know how to say one
thing’’
‘’What do they say?’’ the priest enquired.
‘’They only know how to say, ‘’Hi, on-on, we are Mauritian
prostitutes. Do you want to have a good
time? Nudge, nudge!’’
‘’That’s terrible’’ the priest exclaimed, ‘’but I have a
solution to your problem’’.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will
put them in with my two male parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible,
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots
will learn to worship God.’’
‘’Thank you’’ the Hasher responded. So the next day, the Hasher brings her female
parrots to the priest’s house. The
priest’s two parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say, ‘’Hi, On-On, we are Mauritian prostitutes. Do you want to have a good time? Nudge,
nudge!’’
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims,’’Put the bibles and rosary beads away
Jimmy, our prayers have been answered
Moral of the story: ‘’Be careful what you buy at the Port-Louis
Market.
Food: Thanks to
Fazila for the very nice briani and to
Mike for driving the briani.
Next Hash;
At Pointe aux Sables .
Patty’s Ladies Hash. No men will be allowed in the networking.
On On
m.a.
| The Hash Mish-Management Team |
| Office |
The 2009 / 2010 team |
| Supreme Being: |
Gilbert "Dodocop"; Tel: (M)910 4062 |
| Hare Line + Trailmasters: |
Jean (Deputy: Pierre-André) |
| Cellarmaster: |
Bob |
| Hash Horn: |
Geerish-ish |
| Religious and Sex Advisor: |
Leslie |
| Ice Maiden: |
Michael |
| Ha$h Ca$h: |
Chantalle (Deputy: Henriette) |
| Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids: |
Harold |
| Hash Market: |
(Vacant ??) |
| Edit Hare: |
Olivier (Deputy: Sara G) |
| Kitchen Mistress: |
Philida (Phone: 492 0609) |
