13th June 2004
Reginauld de Baritault
Jack “Bushranger” Hall
Please note the hash notes are brought to you today in co-operation with
the delectable Annelise who deputised as scribe after I bugge…erm,
was called away early on urgent matters.
The hash before this hash was not a hash as there were no hashers and
a hash without hashers is, well, difficult. It was a decision organised
on sound management principles – well I’m not going, and he’s
not going, and they’re not going, but you can go if you want to…Amazing
how that can achieve unanimity so quickly. So it was that there was a
healthy turnout for this hash.
The twin peaks of Corps de Guard and Mont St. Pierre dominate this plain
to the north just as it is overlooked to the south by Trois Mammalia.
So that’s 2 humps on one side and 3 tits on t’other. It did
mean that getting lost was not an option. This did not stop one of our
fitter and faster FRB’s, from taking forever to come back home.
Panic* buttons, action stations, search parties: no worries, she was just
having an easy stroll with some littl’uns.
The trail took us almost straight out round and back. The directness
of the run was helped by the natural Mauritian generosity. Several times
we passed someone in a field or a village who kindly pointed us the correct
way! Some even echoed our cries of “On on!” In future we are
not going to bother with blobs of flour, we are just going to station
the locals at strategic points around the trail.
Jimmy gets in twice!
Our man from Ecosse, Captain Nimmo, brought us up-to-date with Jimmy’s
latest adventures, as per usual. But then we were treated by the Wrestler
to a second tale from Jimmy’s Bumper Book of Fun. This one involved
Jimmy, a dog, Viagra and Jimmy’s wife; in the end the dog ran away.
With so many Virgins we needed a Religious and Sex Advisor with delicacy,
wisdom, discretion, and experience. We don’t get that sort at the
Hash so instead we got Blob.
He rightly scolded the Wrestler for a list of transgressions only topped
off by the unofficial Jimmy story.
Justin was congratulated with a down-down for coming back after a long
Charlotte, Alexandra and Marie-Claude were admonished, according to Annelise’s
notes, for stealing fruit and causing an unnecessary picnic. *
There are unconfirmed reports that the Children’s Award has been
liberated by the Dodo
Perry passed the Smelly Blue and gave it to Sylvie Hubert and had a down-down
for this amazing achievement.
The hustler has found a new hustle. At the next hash he will be touting
tickets for one of the footie matches being played by the British Army
Football team on its visit to Mauritius. Normally £500, but free
to hashers, royalty, and blondes.
Next Hash, (see below)
Sylvia and Henriette.
Thanks Annelise for a marvellous job.
*(OK in fact it does say “panic” but I liked the idea of
“Causing an unnecessary picnic in a public place”. I’ve
never yet let the truth stand in the way of a good story and I’m
not going to start now.)
This food was by Marie-André & Vidia (by remote control)
|Alan's Receding Hareline:
||Hares - Area
||Jean and Agnielle
||Jean Francois / Michelle / Brigitte
||David & Juliette
|Phone: Trailmaster…….Alan - 675 0365
1. Would hashers please note that there is a deposit (money) on glass
bottles (beer, softies)! Please do not throw them away, leave them on
the beach or with the rubbish (or even take them
2. Walks take place on most Sundays when there is no Hash. See the
"Friendly walks" page for
| HASH MISH-MANAGEMENT
Line + Trailmasters:
Alan "Strong on" Grihault
||Andy "The Hustler"
"Hot Dog" Maard, deputy: Alan "Strong On" Grihault
|Drinks for Wimps 'n Kids:
White" & David "Shorty" Colbert
|Always willing deputy Edit
Russell ( www.bob-russell.net )